Mr. Miagi Meets Obama

I witnessed a brief and rather sickening segment on MSLSD early this morning in which Obama was being interviewed, Obama is noticeably distracted by a fly that was buzzing around in front of him. So, with Mr. Miagi-like reflexes, he swats the fly off of his arm and then bends over to scoop it up with a tissue from the floor and all is captured in and conspicuously displayed in the new HDTV format. I could not hear the audio, but I am sure that he had some witty words about it by the brief levity that swept across both of their faces. It seemed comical and rather innocuous at first glance, but the way in which the media just grovels at this mans feet, is simply appalling and egregiously transparent that just a few seconds of it makes me want to hurl chunks.

He can't fix the damned economy,but he sure is good at looking good on the basketball court and he can grab a fly out of mid-air with a pair of chopsticks. Well, gosh darn, isn't that just so nifty! lets see it again and again in super slow motion please, as if that super feat will actually distract the nation from his super blunderings over the economy since he got into office. Lest we forget how he has taken over large swaths of the free market with typical socialistic flair, perhaps he is accomplished at something after all. Wax on, wax off Obama!